if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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