He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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