I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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