we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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