STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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