I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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