Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
