They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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