you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Enjoy the penises
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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