i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
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One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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