Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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