I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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