lets start a swedish sibling band together
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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