TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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