He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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