Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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