I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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