does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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