its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.