Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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