this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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