i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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