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Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.

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(936): View more from Texas

what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.

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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.

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Give me weed or give me death?

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(813): View more from Florida

Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.

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