I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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