Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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