I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
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He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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