Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Boobs are out for the taking
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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