I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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