No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Randomize
