Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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