So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
what if I'm pregnant?
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come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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