he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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