When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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