Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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