Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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