I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
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take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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