Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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