I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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