I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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