We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
If I die, sorry about rent.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
