i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
