Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Two words: nipple clamps
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