carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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