when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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