I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
We have so much sex to catch up on
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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