How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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