Pappa wants mamma naked
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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