question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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