just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There r osticjed everywhere
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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