He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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