apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize