I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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