So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
