My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
im on a boat
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