I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I intend to get homeless drunk
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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