You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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