I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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