come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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